That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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