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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  It'd be like medium rare by now.

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  I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.

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  Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  "I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken

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  "Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  just found out that she named her cat after me.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA

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