In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it