I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA