I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You have to summon your inner elephant
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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