I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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