I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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