Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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