Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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