everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
