There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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