So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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