As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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