this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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