i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
The air taste purple.
Randomize
