sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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