Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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