Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Im part way to drunk.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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