I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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