Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
