it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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