I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this just has baby written all over it
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I think my moral compass just broke
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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