i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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