remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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