conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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