Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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