never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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