nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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