normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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