She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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