You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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