I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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