I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse