Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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