he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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