My brain says no but my pants say off.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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