He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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