How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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