that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He shit in the fireplace
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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