Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.