Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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