she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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