dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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