Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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