He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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