id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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