Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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