I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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