Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I am mentally ready for anal.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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