thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
