shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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