doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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