Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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