So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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