I accidentally had phone sex last night
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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